Wednesday, May 27, 2015

I Was Just Teasing

My fury boils as he turns the gas up on our already heated discussion. He flings verbal grenades at my emotional responses, and further denigrates me with the ultimate sarcastic-dripping insult: “OK, Jan.” Really just bravado to ward off the tears that are sure to soon come unbidden, I raise my voice in anger and say, “I am not my mother.”

But the denial falls flat. Because, weren’t there times when I not only acted like my mother, but I actually felt like I was my mother? One particularly vivid moment happened while in line at the grocery store. I pulled out my stash of coupons, and systematically went through them to match them up to the items in my cart, making sure they were all valid, and that I had read them each carefully. Some were for a percentage off, others for a dollar amount, still others were two for the price of one. My gestures and even my facial expressions, as I scrutinized each one, were the perfect mimic of Mom. Sometimes, the tone of my voice or the way I turned a phrase sounded to my ears as if she was acting as my invisible ventriloquist. Was I just like my mother as he stood there accusing me to be?

No. I am different. 

My mother had a terrible temper, but her’s was unprovoked by those she lashed out at. Her’s was unpredictable and inconsistent. Every day was a clean slate upon which she wrote a different set of rules. Except the rules were a secret—a minefield to be tiptoed upon in the hope of not triggering an explosion. 

As my tears brim to nearly overflowing, he accuses, “You’re so sensitive! I was just teasing.”

My parents didn’t tease. Especially not Mom. No, she was self-righteously serious. All the time. And that was interesting in itself. Because she came from a family whose dry wit I came to greatly appreciate and enjoy, once I was old enough to understand it. If you’re in a room with the Hellers, there are no elephants.

Was I too sensitive? Was I not capable of getting the joke? Was it a joke? Or was it a further dismissal of my feelings?

“There’s someone who gets them, and someone who gives them,” Mom stated after I was diagnosed with a bleeding ulcer at 23 years of age. As part of the cure, I spent ten therapy sessions with Catherine, who asked, “What’s wrong with being sensitive?” What was wrong with being sensitive? I began to think that saying, “I was just teasing,” was a way of not accepting responsibility for cutting too close to the quick—an excuse for further victimizing the victim of an insult.

“Did she always have a terrible temper?” he asks one of my closest friends.

“I always thought of her as very even tempered,” is the response. I am even tempered. Only, his relentless refusal to be sorry triggers the anger in the moments before I break.

I reject “I was just teasing” as a justification. An excuse. A dismissal. The only acceptable response is, “I am sorry. I am truly sorry.” And then make and keep a vow not to do it again. 

Copyright DJ Anderson, 2015

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